Back from holiday for just over a week (thank goodness) and we have a house full of visitors. I’ve had personal contact with several of them and I’ve exacted the wrath of the vacuum cleaner and the tumble drier on several others. If I meet any more then they are quite definitely going to DIE.
My fur baby, the utterly delicious Mrs Poppy Chihuahua has
quietly, and without my particular permission, invited them to stay. On
herself.
How kind and generous my darling is. How utterly ruthless I
am.
She is the warm and friendly hostess. I am the cold hearted
hunter out to get these most unwelcome guests, tracking them down, wiping them
out. I am the flea-o-saurus rex, the flea-dalek, exterminate, exterminate,
exterminate!
They shall be gone, if not with the wind, then with the vacuum
cleaner and the special spray.
Phshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……………… die, flea baby, die!